Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A Choice


I went to a movie and lunch with a friend at a very fancy mall on Orchard Rd. It was a Saturday so I had to stand in a long long line to use the restroom.

I didn't realize which toilet I was getting until I had latched myself into the stall.


These Squatty Potties are not new to me. They're everywhere. Even in the restroom right next door to Prada handbags and Louis Vuitton. But I usually avoid them. At all costs. This one is actually at Mt. Faber Park so imagine this, only fancy. If you can.

But here am I. Where I do not want to be. Do I get out and ask the next woman to trade with me? Would she even understand? Do I give it a try? I definitely don't stand in line again.

What would you do?

5 comments:

Ted and Leslie said...

My choice? Avoid at ALL costs. No question.

Rebecca said...

Squatty Potty? I don't even know what to say. Except just laugh out loud...a lot. At least the name rhymes.

Lucia said...

Oh man, I can't wrap my mind around the logistics of how that would even work without stripping from the waist down. I hope I don't ever HAVE to understand that.

Dave said...

So Jess, what happened!?

Kerri said...

Hee hee! It actually looks pretty nice, comparatively :) Imagine trying to use one on a train without falling over...that's when you say "No thanks" and go look if there's an "American Style" available.